Archive for the ‘Swine Flu Humor’ Category

Jet Lag Shitty

Monday, October 19th, 2009

I’m sitting on my couch, feeling like flu warmed over, and wondering when I’ll emerge from the fog. We returned from New England a week ago today and I still have the motivation of a deadbeat on pot. I barely got through my sleep-deprived week at home and work when a stomach bug hit me and now I have spent an entire day home from work on my couch, watching very lame girly movies on HBO. Doug is whipping up the best-smelling pizza known to man and unfortunately my nose and my stomach are not talking to each other right now. I know, I know, I whine, and there is cheese to be had to go with it.

Fortunately, I live with a very sympathetic male who does the laundry and cooks for me and buys me ginger ale and saltines. I really have no complaints. Tomorrow I’m going to get my swine flu vaccination since I had a little scare that this stomach bug was it, and had a good bout of hypochondria while watching a long 60 Minutes of swine flu scariness. Meanwhile, my sister gave me a Vanity Fair subscription and I have laughed at least once while reading it on the couch. Now, to stop the whining.

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Swine Flu Paranoia

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Got a flu shot today (the regular kind) so had to post this photo my sister e-mailed me. It’s Swine Flu paranoia gone too far. And I had to laugh.

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